Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Sunshine, Lollipops

And rainbows in the sky,
Life's wonderful as wonderful can be,
When we're together.

Just making up for my last post.

(Also, I looked up the actual lyrics. Mine are better.)

Friday, November 11, 2011

If I Were A Boy

Sometimes I want to be a boy so I can write things that just aren't decent for a girl. 

Today I thought up a good simile but it was so gross that I thought I couldn't let it escape my brain in any form in case my future husband hears about it. 

Stuff it. 

Girls sometimes need to let their inner rogue out. It happens. 

It's unavoidable, like pubes in the shower. 

Bahdoom chhhhh.